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Fat emissions? [Aug. 7th, 2008|11:30 am]

nqllisi
[mood | thoughtful]

The idea of "carbon offsets" is, in my opinion, mostly a brilliant marketing scheme to captialize on the guilt of the upper class for their uneasy materialism. I don't buy offsets, myself; however, I realized today that I engage in the exact same sort of behavior all the time.

For example, just today I took the stairs back to my desk after lunch because I had given in and ordered french fries. Calorie offsets!

I woke my daughter up ten minutes earlier than usual today so I could play with her longer because I'm going away this weekend. Guilt offsets!

I skipped several sales this weekend because I know my husband spent too much on our new iPhones. Overspending offsets!

In the long run, most of those things serve only to make me feel better and don't actually make any difference. I ate way more calories than I burned. Rachel probably could have used the sleep more than the playtime and ten minutes in the morning doesn't make up for me being away so much. If we couldn't afford the new toys we shouldn't have bought them.

But an ounce of penance is much easier to take than a pound of self-denial. There's no way to offset that.
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[Aug. 5th, 2008|09:36 pm]

cajoje
Aaaaaaand, in a tone completely opposite that of my last post...

I have a kitchen with running water. AND A SINK!!

\o/
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[Aug. 5th, 2008|12:52 am]

cajoje
Sick and wrong people. Sick. And Wrong

I remember when she was little Emily on General Hospital...
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[Aug. 5th, 2008|12:29 am]

cajoje
Oh, David, You so pretty...

Ta very much, ONTD
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[Aug. 4th, 2008|09:36 pm]

cajoje
Jim is grilling salmon and bison burgers on his new BBQ for his and Casey's dinner.

I? Am working the 5pm-1am shift and had cold salad form Extra Foods for dinner.

Fairness, thou has forsaken me...

Also? Jim's BBQ? Was regularly 299, marked down to 229, we had a 15 dollar off coupon AND 90 dollars in points, so $124 for that bad boy.

I tell myself this to justify spending more money when we have racked up a prodigious debt on the renos. BBQ is part of the kitchen, right? RIGHT?
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I, Phone pt II [Aug. 4th, 2008|05:03 pm]

starri1
[mood | distressed]

I sincerely love my little piece of Apple-created technology heaven, but I cannot escape the feeling that I'm holding a deck of cards to my face whenever I make a call.

Let me just say, dealing with student loans is quite possibly the most unpleasant experience in life, especially when my previous approach had been to stick my fingers in my ears and chant "La, la, la, can't hear you!"

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I Read Star Trek Fic So You Don't Have To [Aug. 4th, 2008|01:58 pm]

starri1

Star Trek: The Next Generation - Greater Than The Sum by Christopher L Bennett.

I was occasioned to be kind toward this because despite the goofy ConPorn nature of his Myriad Universe story, I really enjoyed Bennett's contribution.  I also liked his Titan book, and his short-story contribution to the DS9 anthology, the bittersweet Quark/Grilka romance.  I also know, given some comments that I've read elsewhere around the InterWebs that he had an uphill battle because the incredible out-of-character nature of the previous novel, and thanks everso for that, Mr. David.  And even though the book left a sour taste in my mouth, I still found some stuff to like about it.

First off, Bennett is given not only the unenviable task of introducing YET ANOTHER new crew for the Enterprise-E, he also has to provide the lead-up for the forthcoming Crisis On Infinite Treks, and create an interesting story on its own.  For the most part, I think things were well-balanced, and most of the new characters are more interesting than the characters they replaced.

With one key exception.

There is one new character who is such an obvious Mary Sue, it's painful.  What's worse, the character is only Mary Sue, she's irritating to the point of not being merely the Maryiest of Sues, she reaches Marrissa's level.  Yes.  You read that right.  I am compairing a character in a professionally produced, licensed, commercial Star Trek work to Stephen Ratliff.  There were moments when I actually wanted to reach through the page and punch the character, not the least of which when she appeared, through a contrivance too involved to recount, as Legolas.

Having said that, I still enjoyed a lot of the characterizations.  I just wish we might have had someone different than T'Ryssa Chen as an audience surrogate, and that Pocket wasn't making the VOY mistake of returning to the Borg well again.

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[Aug. 3rd, 2008|02:57 pm]

starri1

My job, such it deals with the legal system, people who get hurt, or killed, breaking the law, and generally man's baser instrincts, is not, routinely, a barrel of monkeys.  So we tend to find humor in the places where we can.

I was reviewing over some of my files that I'd worked on in the previous week, and I noticed one file, where our amazingly efficient towing unit had moved a junked vehicle to one of our salvage yards within several hours of the accident, before my policyholder had a chance to do what we normally ask them to do, remove their plates and personal belongings.

This isn't a big deal, I just shoot an e-mail to the settlement adjust, and s/he makes sure to gather the required stuff before the vehicle is sent either to the auction block or the scrap yard.

So, there it is:  "Hey, [redacted], PH needs to make sure she gets return of belongings:  personal papers, CDs, and canes."

Yes, canes plural.

While I don't think I will ever be able to become emotionally detached from certain injuries, fatalities, or accidents involving pedestrians (especially children), I think I'm at the point where nothing with respect to property fazes me any more.

"Canes."  Like it's perfectly normal for someone, even the infirm, to be driving around with a carload of canes.

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[Aug. 3rd, 2008|11:53 am]

cajoje
I want lemonade. Someone bring me some, ok. Please? I'll trade you for the beer I have.

I want lemonade, not beer. WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME?!
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Disgruntled [Aug. 3rd, 2008|11:48 am]

nqllisi
[mood | chipper]

I pre-ordered my copy of "Breaking Dawn" and the UPS tracking site says I won't get it until Tuesday. TUESDAY. So I guess I'll have to avoid the majority of the interwebs until then.

I walked to the farmer's market with Rachel. She fell asleep in her stroller, no surprise, but when I looked down I noticed that she was bleeding. GAH! Her lip had split a little bit, right in the middle of her pretty bottom lip. So that freaked me right out, although it's not like she's dying or anything. But blood! On my baby!

On a non-disgruntled note: iPhone! I'm spoiled rotten. Seriously. Over the last decade-plus, Keith and I have worked out a fantastic system. He buys stuff and I don't question the cost. See, I have serious money issues- I have nightmares when we make a big purchase. He, however, is an impulse shopper. This was a problem until I figured out the afore-mentioned system. He takes care of the checkbook and the bills and buying spontaneous gadgets, and I just trust that everything is OK because if I start looking at the numbers I get OCD about it and everyone is unhappy.

SO, I don't know exactly how much my pretty, pretty, pretty new phone is, and I don't care!
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Summer of Love, redux [Aug. 2nd, 2008|09:26 pm]

cajoje
Ganked from the whole frakking world at this point...

Comment here and I'll tell you what I love about you.
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Not that it's a surprise [Aug. 2nd, 2008|07:08 pm]

necktiebandit
[mood | geeky]

Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test...

Pure Geek


For The Record:



A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.


You scored better than half in Geek, earning you the title of: Pure Geek.



It's not that you're a school junkie, like the nerd, and you don't really stand out in a crowd, like the dork, you just have some interests that aren't quite mainstream. Perhaps it's anime, perhaps it's computers, perhaps it's bottlecaps, perhaps it's all of those and more. Your interests take you to events and gatherings that are filled with people you find unusual and beyond-the-pale, but you don't quite consider yourself "of that crowd." Instead, you consider yourself to be fairly normal.



Which, you are.



Congratulations! You're the one on the RIGHT!

Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

Take The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test at HelloQuizzy

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[Aug. 2nd, 2008|02:17 pm]

cajoje
So I'm not a misery guts all the time...

I love, love, LOVE my under cabinet lighting. I didn't think we needed it, but Jim and the electrician thought it was a good idea and I acquiesced, and I just adore it. It's in four 2 feet long units, installed under the cabinets hidden behind a light rail that comes down from the cabinets about 3 inches and I adore it. The units can be used all at once, or individually, so depending on where you're working on the counter, or if you're leaving a light on for the 3am pee-er (moi) you can have all or one or two or three on. LOVE.

I've also decided that this kitchen reno? Is my wedding. I never had a wedding; I eloped ([info]zwee was there). I have spent the better part of the past 20 years of my life listening to brides going on and on and on about photographers, centre-pieces, flowers, dresses, colours, showers, catering, groom problems, bitchy brides-maids, nightmarish mothers-in-law and now, oh now it's my turn. This? IS MY WEDDING.

It's taken a year to plan and execute, cost me a fortune, frustrated and angered me and brought me to tears and has basically convinced me I don't want to be married, so that's a wedding, right? ;)

I also love my sink. And my faucet. And my sexy new fridge, which was a nightmare on its own, but I got it and I love it. Sexay. My friend Leah said my stove is sexay, too. And there's a dishwasher waiting for a plumber to come hook it up, which my poor bastard husband so deserves since he's been doing dishes in the bathtub for the past 2 months.

I will admit, there have been times I had to get him to remove the dish rack so I could go shower for work. There have also been times he has handed me stuff over the shower curtain while I was soaping up and asked, "can you rinse this off?"

We are such trash.
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Oh, Onion, You ruin any attempts I had at a second attempt at an anniversary post... [Aug. 1st, 2008|10:37 am]

starri1

Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet

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I, Phone [Jul. 30th, 2008|09:25 pm]

starri1
I am officially too trendy for my own good.
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Oh, Jon Stewart, I forgot how much you make me feel better about anything [Jul. 30th, 2008|11:25 am]

starri1


Especially for Rep. Vic Snyder's comment "I've heard a lot of dumb things in my life, and that's one of them.
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|12:51 am]

cajoje
I've decided that I need my own cable show. 'Ghetto Renos'. Don't have a putty knife? Use THESE (wags fingers in air) Need to smooth polyfilla? Use your credit card! Not like you have any money on it anyway, after paying for this shit! Don't have polyfilla? TOOTHPASTE! No screwdriver? BUTTERKNIFE!

All this is fictional. Except the putty knife thing. Aaaaand the butterknife. DON'T JUDGE ME.

Me+cable TV=total win. You'd watch it. Oh yes you would...
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|12:44 am]

cajoje
The stuff's in the mail, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Leona, I wanted to eat my way through your box. SHUT UP, PERV. Now I want me a Mr. Big. SHUT UP, PERV
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My darling [info]colereviews [Jul. 30th, 2008|12:08 am]

starri1
[mood | hopeful]

I know our annivesary has been one of debate and that we usually set it as August first, but as I spent today, wondering around DC getting, what Ray Bradbury had once described of being "deliciously lost" all I could think of was how much better it would have been if you had been with me.

We met over DVDs and Enterprise, and we're still here.

Maybe if we're lucky, one day in our lifetimes, the Commonwealth of Virginia will treat what we have with the same respect my parents get.  Or some of the more interesting of our neighboors, But no matter that, I'll be here.
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The Universe Breaks Wind In My Face Again [Jul. 29th, 2008|07:40 pm]

starri1
I had budgeted myself, I thought, sufficient time to get up to DC.  Then I was stuck at a stand-still for thirty minutes on the bridge out of town, and another thirty in traffic around Springfield.

So, Alex Trebek will have to carry on without me this year.

If I wasn't so shell-shocked, I'd probably be more upset.
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